24 minutes ago on April 17, 2014
biowarefangirlism:

"You can fall in line or step aside, but don’t get in my way."

biowarefangirlism:

"You can fall in line or step aside, but don’t get in my way."



1 hour ago on April 17, 2014
unfriendable:

The Long distance touching device http://ift.tt/1qRDtSy

unfriendable:

The Long distance touching device http://ift.tt/1qRDtSy



2 hours ago on April 17, 2014

The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.



3 hours ago on April 17, 2014
mandopony:

thepowderedtoastman:

ontheneed2know:

clinicallydepressedpug:

flyoffmynaturalhigh:

Only a few will understand what this is about…

minimum effort cosplay

I’ll tell you hwhat, this is well put together for being minimal.

Are we just going to ignore the guy who assumes most people don’t know what King of the Hill is

mandopony:

thepowderedtoastman:

ontheneed2know:

clinicallydepressedpug:

flyoffmynaturalhigh:

Only a few will understand what this is about…

minimum effort cosplay

I’ll tell you hwhat, this is well put together for being minimal.

Are we just going to ignore the guy who assumes most people don’t know what King of the Hill is



3 hours ago on April 17, 2014
simonsayspegg:

soyrwoo:

breefolk:

mama-connor:

Wow Google, thank you for the stunning support! The effort you put into representing this cause is fantastic! Like, wow, this doesn’t even compare to what you did for the DW 50th!

Word.

The Google Doodle usually depicts holidays, fun anniversaries, and exciting events.  More serious causes, like remembering 9/11, anti-abuse, and cancer awareness, are represented in a solemn manner with a ribbon at the bottom of the page.  The ribbon is a more respectful way for Google to show support than plastering it on every page in the form of a novelty “doodle,” especially when it may be triggering to some Google users.


THANK YOU

simonsayspegg:

soyrwoo:

breefolk:

mama-connor:

Wow Google, thank you for the stunning support! The effort you put into representing this cause is fantastic! Like, wow, this doesn’t even compare to what you did for the DW 50th!

Word.

The Google Doodle usually depicts holidays, fun anniversaries, and exciting events.  More serious causes, like remembering 9/11, anti-abuse, and cancer awareness, are represented in a solemn manner with a ribbon at the bottom of the page.  The ribbon is a more respectful way for Google to show support than plastering it on every page in the form of a novelty “doodle,” especially when it may be triggering to some Google users.

THANK YOU



3 hours ago on April 17, 2014

rachelkiley:

kiricallaghan:

wilwheaton:

bill:

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

laughing hyterically as my stupid body is flung into the sun

I … um …

OH MY GOD THIS IS REAL, I THOUGHT IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE: http://thoughtcatalog.com/mark-saunders/2014/04/18-things-females-seem-to-not-understand-because-female-privilege/

How. How is this. Like. I know people are idiots. But seriously. What?

Okay. This is beyond absurd and I shouldn’t even respond, but I’m going to. So. Shall we?

1. Female privilege is being able to walk down the street at night without people crossing the street because they’re automatically afraid of you.

Being afraid of people is a privilege. We are privileged to have to feel afraid of getting attacked. Got it. Right. Thank you.

2. Female privilege is being able to approach someone and ask them out without being labeled “creepy.”

Have you met the person you’re approaching? If not, it’s creepy. Regardless of gender. Sometimes creepiness is rated based on perceived attractiveness/unattractiveness. Again, regardless of gender.

3. Female privilege is being able to get drunk and have sex without being considered a rapist. Female privilege is being able to engage in the same action as another person but be considered the innocent party by default.

I know this is crazy, but if you don’t rape people, or don’t have sex with people who are unable to consent due to being drunk or asleep or whatever else, then you won’t be considered a rapist. Ta-da! Simple! Meanwhile, if you’re a girl and you get drunk and someone decides it’s cool to have sex with you, if you claim rape, you can be sure the blame is going to be thrown back at you for not controlling your drinking or being a slut or trying to ruin someone’s life. Do I even need to cite examples? Throw a rock, you’ll hit one.

4. Female privilege is being able to turn on the TV and see yourself represented in a positive way. Female privilege is shows like King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond where women are portrayed as attractive, competent people while men are shown as ugly, lazy slobs.

Uh. Male privilege is turning on the TV and being shown show after show and movie after movie of average-looking lazy slobs getting whatever woman they want just because they’re a man and they deserve woman as prize. Meanwhile, try finding female characters that fit any description other than “pretty.” Oh, they’re there. Likely in the background, as some sort of caricature, the butt of a joke, probably a shitty underdeveloped personality, definitely not dating some super attractive successful guy (which is probably being pointed out as proof of their failure at life). 

Oh, and Debra on Everybody Loves Raymond is actually portrayed as a nagging shrew of a wife who makes Ray’s life miserable half the time, even though she does everything for him and raises their kids and puts up with his shitty family but boohoo he just wants to watch sports.

5. Female privilege is the idea that women and children should be the first rescued from any sort of emergency situation. Female privilege is saving yourself before you save others and not being viewed as a monster.

Children should be rescued first. That has nothing to do with females. If you think that’s bad, you’re a dick. I don’t even like kids and I think you’re a dick. The rest is antiquated ideology. 

6. Female privilege is being able to decide not to have a child.

I’M SORRY. WE GET TO DECIDE TO NOT HAVE TO CARRY A HUMAN BEING INSIDE OF US FOR NINE MONTHS? THE SAME WAY MEN DON’T HAVE TO. YEAH. I THINK THAT’S FAIR.

Yet there are plenty of lawmakers pushing for abortion to be banned and states requiring women to jump through a million hoops, often expensive, painful, and emotional, to have this “privilege.” Shut the fuck up.

7. Female privilege is not having to support a child financially for 18 years when you didn’t want to have it in the first place.

Yo, if you make the adult choice to have sex with someone, and fail to use protection or ensure your partner is on birth control or whatever, and a child comes out of that, you are BOTH stuck with that. Except if you bounce and just have to pay child support, you are BY FAR getting the easy path. You get to go work your job, hang out with your friends, date whoever you want, go wherever you want. If the female ends up with the kid, first of all, you can bet she’s spending more money on it than you. And she also has to find some way to work a job while raising a kid, and probably put her whole life on hold. 

8. Female privilege is never being told to “take it like a man” or “man up.”

Dude, everyone hears that at some point, regardless of gender. 

9. Female privilege is knowing that people would take it as a gravely serious issue if someone raped you. Female privilege is being able to laugh at a “prison rape” joke.

Who? Who takes it as a gravely serious issue? Because last I checked, hackers exposing rapists were getting more jail time than actual rapists. Last I checked, unless you have fucking video evidence and physical injuries, you often don’t have a case. And regardless of any of that, the majority of society still victim blames the shit out of anyone who comes forward and accuses a dude of rape. 

And why the fuck would anyone laugh at a prison rape joke. The only people I have ever heard laugh at those jokes are guys. Because a lot of them don’t grasp that rape is a thing that happens instead of some bizarre concept from a fantasy novel, whereas girls do.

10. Female privilege is being able to divorce your spouse when your marriage is no longer working because you know you will most likely be granted custody of your children.

And then having to raise them on your own? Everyone gets screwed in divorce.

11. Female privilege is being able to call the police in a domestic dispute knowing they will take your side. Female privilege is not having your gender work against where police are involved.

I’ll give you this. Being a white female, I can look or act way sketchy around cops and generally not worry. 

But at the same time, if you’re calling the cops in a domestic dispute, um, it’s most likely because somebody is assaulting you. Dumbass.

12. Female privilege is being able to be caring or empathetic without people being surprised.

What.

Okay. Male privilege is being able to be good at things and successful in a career and physically strong without people being surprised.

13. Female privilege is not having to take your career seriously because you can depend on marrying someone who makes more money than you do. Female privilege is being able to be a “stay at home mom” and not seem like a loser.

What the actual fuck shut the fuck up.

Male privilege is being allowed to devote your life to your career and not have to worry about getting fucked over if your spouse divorces you because you have a source of income and years of experience behind it. Male privilege is being able to work when you have kids and not being deemed a bad parent because you want to actually have a life instead of being stuck at home taking care of kids non-stop.

14. Female privilege is being able to cry your way out of a speeding ticket.

Again, what the fuck. 

15. Female privilege is being favored by teachers in elementary, middle and high school. Female privilege is graduating high school more often, being accepted to more colleges, and generally being encouraged and supported along the way.

Graduating high school is not a gender privilege, dumbass. It’s if you do your work and make passing grades. The parties that are not privileged in this scenario are families who are poor and their kids have to work to provide another income, leaving less time to do school work and sleep. 

And I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about with favoritism. If anything, it’s the opposite. And guys get away with way more shit like goofing off in class because it’s chalked up to “boys will be boys,” whereas girls are expected to just sit and be quiet. 

16. Female privilege being able to have an opinion without someone tell you you’re just “a butthurt fedora-wearing neckbeard who can’t get any.”

Take one step into any community on the internet pretending to be a girl, I fucking dare you. Especially video games or comics or any other nerd thing. Male privilege is thinking being called “a butthurt fedora-wearing neckbeard who can’t get any” is even remotely comparable to the slew of shit guys say to girls who dare have opinions on a daily basis.

17. Female privilege is being able to talk about sexism without appearing self-serving.

Hey, everyone can talk about sexism without appearing self-serving! It’s only self-serving when you’re talking about it from the wrong side. Sexism largely benefits men and largely fucks over women. If you’re crying about sexism against men, then yes, you’re self-serving. You’re saying you like your privilege the way it is and, actually, you want more! Shut up.

18. Female privilege is arrogantly believing that sexism only applies to women. 

Can people be biased against men? Yes. Absolutely. It just doesn’t fucking matter. You aren’t the oppressed gender. You are the gender in power. You being butthurt about women you don’t know thinking you’re creepy because you ask them out on the subway is irrelevant in the face of, gosh, everything else. If a “nice” Nazi guard at a concentration camp got upset at a Jewish prisoner for not smiling at him as he walked by, would we start writing articles about how Nazis get treated unfairly too? (Apologies to general readers for the extreme comparison.) Of course not.

And besides, you know what the best way to “correct” all those “sexist” issues listed are? FEMINISM. SUPPORTING WOMEN’S RIGHTS. For example, if rape actually starts to get taken seriously by the government and by society at large, rather than just being considered women crying out for attention or revenge, more women will report rapes. Men will become less confident in deciding to rape because they’re less likely to get away with it. Other people may become more likely to step in and stop something that’s happening. There will be less rape. Women will be less afraid of rape. And maybe they’ll stop crossing the fucking street when a guy is walking past them in the middle of the night. Cause. Effect. Go figure, right?



3 hours ago on April 17, 2014

whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

image



3 hours ago on April 17, 2014

officialwintersoldier:

Say no to ship wars and yes to threesomes



4 hours ago on April 17, 2014

http://simonjadis.tumblr.com/post/83042566262/without-breaking-stride-felassan-drew-forth-a 

simonjadis:

"Without breaking stride, Felassan drew forth a stick from the folds of his cloak, and it twisted and grew like a living thing, until moments later it was a mage’s staff whose head swirled with emerald light."

-from Dragon Age: The Masked Empire

We finally know why templars don’t just walk…



5 hours ago on April 17, 2014
dragonageoffensiveconfessions:

the confession: With the news that you can throw jars of bees at people, jump and even hug people, I just know my Inquisitor will be the biggest dork around. Jumping around in mud and throwing bees like there’s no tomorrow while giving random people hugs just for the hell of it.

dragonageoffensiveconfessions:

the confession: With the news that you can throw jars of bees at people, jump and even hug people, I just know my Inquisitor will be the biggest dork around. Jumping around in mud and throwing bees like there’s no tomorrow while giving random people hugs just for the hell of it.



6 hours ago on April 17, 2014

Hey Guys 

goddamnit-rj:

Dragon Age Origins is $5 on Origin (Ultimate Edition is $15) and DAII is on sale as well.

While you’re at it, the entire Mass Effect trilogy is $20.

Buy it. Buy all of it.



11 hours ago on April 17, 2014

mrhiddles:

Full color Dragon Age commission for Robyn.

Commission information here!



1 day ago on April 16, 2014

You’ll never have me… ever.

Sign the petition to get the original ending!



1 day ago on April 16, 2014

-wondersmith:

Leave a fandom in my ask and I will draw my favorite pairing!
Fandoms already filled. ♡



1 day ago on April 16, 2014

"Chris and I have been in a lot of dark places together, and the thing I love about Chris, we met over some ‘apple juice’ and it was like one of those experiences where there’s a dude you meet and you’re like ‘Man, you’re a cool dude.’ Then a whole bottle of ‘apple juice’ later you’re like ‘Man, we’re friends.’ Just a dark, dark place."- Anthony Mackie.