Random-Ass Quote Time!!!

Random-Ass Quote Time!!! (More added as I hear/remember them)

Dare to suck! - Maureen Johnson
Always be yourself…unless you suck. - Joss Whedon
Fear not, for if we do not hang together, we shall most assuredly hang separately! - Benjamin Franklin
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking to the stars. - Oscar Wilde
I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity. - Edgar Allen Poe
Now you see, Lone Starr, that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
I’m placing you under arrest for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and, I don’t know, maybe littering. - Skulduggery Pleasant, Skulduggery Pleasant
Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau
I’d rather make a show that 100 people need to see than a show that 1,000 people want to see. - Joss Whedon
We are all failures — at least, the best of us are. - J.M. Barrie
Not a shred of evidence in favor of the idea that life is serious. - Brendan Gill
I don’t think you understand how serious this operation is: you will not have a brain when it’s over!! - Jeffery Anderson, Soapdish
I write for the same reason that I breathe: because if I didn’t, I would die. - Isaac Asimov
Long is the way, and hard, that out of suffering leads up to light. - Dante
If there is no laughter in heaven, then I do not want to go there. - Martin Luther
I’ve noticed that very few people are scary once they’ve been poked in the eye. - Dr. Temperance Brennan, BONES
Seldridge, you would need three promotions to get to be an asshole. - Sgt. Toomey, Biloxi Blues
Well I hope you can enjoy your victory with ONE FIGGIN’ EYE!! - Stanley Ipkiss, The Mask
Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia - The Yeti (John Green’s wife)
(when asked if he’s hurt) I sprained my pride. - Cary Grant, Charade
One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving - Paulo Coelho
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go - Oscar Wilde
One of the very good things about modern times: if you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us. - Kurt Vonnegut
I want more numbers than I’m likely to get, and, God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful. - Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault in Our Stars
The Venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t want to date is a circle. - John Green
I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your house and punch you in the face - Sue Sylvester, Glee
According to the conventions of the genre, Augustus Waters kept his sense of humor till the end, did not for a moment waiver in his courage, and his spirit soared like an indomitable eagle until the world itself could not contain his joyous soul. But this was the truth, a pitiful boy who desperately wanted not to be pitiful, screaming and crying, poisoned by an infected G-tube that kept him alive, but not alive enough. - Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault in Our Stars
I just want to be enough for you, but I never can be. This can never be enough for you. But this is all you get. You get me, and your family, and this world. This is your life. I’m sorry if it sucks. But you’re not going to be the first man on Mars, and you’re not going to be an NBA star, and you’re not going to hunt Nazis. - Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault in Our Stars
Girls think they’re only allowed to wear dresses on formal occasions, but I like a woman who says, you know, I’m going over to see a boy who is having a nervous breakdown, a boy whose connection to the sense of sight itself is tenuous, and, gosh dang it, I’m going to wear a dress for him. - Augustus Waters, The Fault in Our Stars
We are literally in the heart of Jesus. I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally in the heart of Jesus. - Augustus Waters, The Fault in Our Stars
It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you. - Augustus Waters, The Fault in Our Stars
“Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them,” I said. “Right, of course. But you keep the promise anyway. That’s what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway.” - John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: Slowly, then all at once. - Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault in Our Stars
I am so luck to love her, Van Houten. You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. - Augustus Waters, The Fault in Our Stars
Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. - John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
“Is it still cool to go to the mall?” she asked. “I take quite a lot of pride in not knowing what’s cool,” I answered. - John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
I am in the midst of soliloquy! I wrote this out and memorized it and if you interrupt me I will completely screw it up. Please to be eating your sandwich and listening. - Augustus Waters, The Fault in Our Stars
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book. And then there are books which you can’t tell people about, books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal. - John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because there was no longer anyone to remember with. It felt like losing your co-rememberer meant losing the memory itself, as if the things we’d done were less real and important than they had been hours before. - Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault in Our Stars
We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help and, and we’re not likely to do either. - John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
As the tide washed in, the Dutch Tulip Man faced the Ocean: “Cojoiner rejoinder poisoner concealor revelator. Look at it, rising up and rising down, taking everything with it.” “What’s that?” Anna asked. “Water,” the Dutchman said. “Well, and time.” - Peter Van Houten, An Imperial Affliction
That’s why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are. - Augustus Waters, The Fault in Our Stars
That’s what I believe. I believe the universe wants to be noticed. I think the universe is improbably biased toward consciousness, that it rewards intelligence in part because the universe enjoys its elegance being observed. And who am I, living in the middle of history, to tell the universe that it - or my observation of it - is temprorary? - Mr. Lancaster, The Fault in Our Stars
All salvation is temporary. I bought them a minute. Maybe that’s the minute that buys them an hour, which is the hour that buys them a year. No one’s gonna buy them forever, Hazel Grace, but my life bought them a minute. And that’s not nothing. - Augustus Waters, The Fault in Our Stars
Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn’t going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an intellectual giant like yourself would deign to operate on me. - Issac, The Fault in Our Stars
I didn’t tell him that the diagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You’re a woman! Now die. - Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault in Our Stars
“Keep your shit together,” I whispered to my lungs. - John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress - John Adams, 1776
Treason is a charge invented by the winners as an excuse for hanging the losers. - Benjamin Franklin, 1776
John, why don’t you give it up? Nobody listens to you. You’re obnoxious and disliked. - Benjamin Franklin, 1776
Incredible. We’re free and he hasn’t even left yet. - John Adams, 1776
What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a great man before? - Benjamin Franklin, 1776
Softly, John—your voice is hurting my foot. Benjamin Franklin, 1776
[on being called an Englishman] Nor would I [mind being called an Englishman], were I given the full rights of an Englishman. But to call me one without those rights is like calling an ox a bull. He’s thankful for the honor, but he’d much rather restored what’s rightfully his. - Benjamin Franklin, 1776
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. - Algernon Moncrief, The Importance of Being Earnest
My dear fellow, the truth isn’t quite the sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl. - Jack Worthing, The Importance of Being Earnest
Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One must eat muffins quite calmly, it is the only way to eat them. - Algernon Moncrief, The Importance of Being Earnest
To speak frankly, I am not in favor of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which I think is never advisable. - Lady Bracknell, The Importance of Being Earnest
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years. - Lady Bracknell, The Importance of Being Earnest
The drama I had been longing for turned out to be kind of lonely and moldy. -Ohana, Hanasaku Iroha
Life with me, baby, is like a roller coaster: it’s got a weight restriction - Jack Whitehall, Mock the Week
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over. -Unknown
If I never met you, I wouldn’t like you. If I didn’t like you, I wouldn’t love you. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will. - Unknown
Drops your cocks and grab your socks, ladies! - Tomoe, Hanasaku Iroha